Wanted: Industrial Strength Ear Plugs
Mother of 3 is desperately searching for a set of industrial strength ear plugs. It is imperative that the ear plugs be able to block out sounds at all octaves. They must be able to block the sound of 3 children having a screaming match in the back seat of the vehicle. They must also be able to block out tattle tales, children's cartoons (especially Barney), loud toys, and complainers.
Additional desired features: Able to block out husbands, mother in laws and the telephone.
Will pay top dollar for product!!!