1.) Hooker Shoes. Unless you're dancing around a pole, please leave these shoes in the closet or better yet, get rid of them!
2.)Extremely Low Cut Jeans with a G-String sticking out. Seriously? We don't need to see part of your underwear! It just makes your butt look even bigger!
3.) Plastic accessories. I'm not talking about the cute ones that are made for adults. I'm talking about the neon Hello Kitty barrette that you stole from your 5 year old. Give it back!
4.) Sheer Tops With nothing underneath. These are horrible! No one, but your spouse, wants to see your tatas or your red lace bra for that matter!
3.) Plastic accessories. I'm not talking about the cute ones that are made for adults. I'm talking about the neon Hello Kitty barrette that you stole from your 5 year old. Give it back!
4.) Sheer Tops With nothing underneath. These are horrible! No one, but your spouse, wants to see your tatas or your red lace bra for that matter!
5.) Mini Skirts. It's not flattering when you bend over and your whole butt hangs out anymore, sorry.
7 comments:
Agreed! The Hello Kitty stuff really drives me nuts!
Amen !!!! Stopping by from Sista's !!! Enjoy your weekend , hope it's great.
clear heels are the worst! Ickkkk....
LOL Yep you are so right!! Heck I didn't wear that stuff when I could get away with it...
Amen, sister. Didn't even realize you live in MD, too. I never really look at that stuff. For example, no idea Scary Mommy lived here until I was sent the email to hook up with her. Crazy!
I think I'd have to agree on all 5! Great list!
I guess I'm so bad because I love hooker shoes! I love clear heels. My daughter would die to know I told someone...LOL...shhhhh don't tell her! Ever think of hooker shoes NOT in public (hint)
Stopping by to let you know you're on my list of blogs I ♥ visiting!
Have a great Saturday!
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